Attack the next Poster

[tailszero]

Alright, time for a forum game, and to start off this sub-forum, here is one of the simplest ones of all, Attack the next Poster!



Declare an attack to use it on the next poster! The next poster posts to show how they react to it.



Example:

User 1: I throw a taco at the next poster!

User 2: I EAT the taco out of the air! I use WRIGGLE KICK on the next poster!

User 3: I go up to the top of the screen to collect items and get kicked in the face! I punch the next poster!

User 2: OW! I FIRE MAH LAZOR AT THE NEXT POSTER!

User 3: HOSHI- I get flung at the next poster!

User 1: D'oh! I'm hit by your body! I...

AND SO ON.



Also, don't mary sue your character. Writing a paragraph on how the next poster is getting blasted into oblivion and then posting "I dodged it" is not very entertaining. Try to make dodges and attacks within a range of what your persona is capable of, and build off of that. If you want to get away, make a small description of such, and have it make sense (IE jumping probably wont help you escape a bullet, but it would get you away from a boulder.

Essentially, don't abuse abilities unless your opponent is also.



To start the chain, I will drop the next poster into a portal leading to these forums!

[MechaGS]

To start the chain, I will drop the next poster into a portal leading to these forums!

I bounce off the url and hadouken the next poster!

[tailszero]

I bounce off the url and hadouken the next poster!

I'm not that good at parrying in street fighter, so I get hit in the face.



I rebound and use my momentum to throw some high speed knives at the next poster.

[TheRaven]

I quickly dodge the knives with my awesome ninja skills. I throw a apple pie at the next poster!

[TheCloudyEye]

Quickly catch the delicious pie and eat it while throwing ninja spikes at the feet of the next poster.

[tailszero]

I will stand still and let the spikes embed themselves in my oversized boots. I will then throw the boots at the next poster.

[MechaGS]

I will stand still and let the spikes embed themselves in my oversized boots. I will then throw the boots at the next poster.

Takes a rather large boot to the face *ouch!*. I pick up the boot, embedded weaponry still attached and throw it through a black hole to meet the randomly selected next poster.

[tailszero]

"Wait, black holes don't work that w-" *THUMP*



I go careening into the next poster.

[alakazam]

Summons Aquaman to protect me.



Throws a pokeball at the next poster.

[TheRaven]

I dodge it quickly, but I pick it up to use later. I throw my Espurr plush at the next poster!